Have you seen Quotes Of The Week on the BBC football pages? They have now got Quotes Of The Season. Here are the ones involving Manchester United , some of them really funny. Can you remember a funnier or different one?
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Manchester United Quotes Of The Season:
"That wife of mine just bullies me, She throws me out of the door at seven o'clock every morning! So that's a definite no. Oh no, I dare not risk the wrath of that lass from the Gorbals."Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson claims that it's his wife Cathy who stops him from retiring as he wins his latest Premier League title.
"It was the fifth minute of their usual seven minutes of injury time."Ferguson takes exception to Arsenal's late, late equaliser against Aston Villa.
I think if we win and Arsenal and Chelsea lose, it will be a good day!"Fergie hopes for a miracle result when the Gunners visit Stamford Bridge.
"It must be necessary for a player to bring a gun and shoot one of our men in the box for us to get a penalty."Man Utd assistant boss Carlos Queiroz keeps things in perspective after Cristiano Ronaldo's penalty appeal is turned down in the 2-1 defeat by Chelsea.
"People said I was pitting my wits against Sir Alex Ferguson, but it is like using a water pistol to take on a machine gun."Birmingham manager Alex McLeish on dodging bullets at Old Trafford.
"He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking - he's got to have something wrong with him."Leicester manager Ian Holloway searches for a chink in the armour of the Portuguese superstar (Ronaldo).
"He's six-foot two, brave as a lion, strong as an ox and quick as lightning. If he was good looking, you'd say he has everything."The Adonis that is Paul Jewell gives his version (on Ronaldo).
"The one thing Cristiano Ronaldo has is pace, quick feet and a great eye for goal."Chris Waddle pays his own unique tribute.
"I don't like to look like this, but in four or five days I will be beautiful once again."Ronaldo may have suffered a black eye against Roma, but thankfully his ego remains unbruised.
"Gary Neville is the club captain but has been injured for the best part of a year now - and Giggsy's taken on the mantelpiece."Rio Ferdinand was clearly having a hearth while describing the Man Utd captaincy.
"I don't know where Carlos keeps the dummy. He produces it from nowhere."Manchester United midfielder Michael Carrick on Carlos Tevez's goal-celebration prop. Three guesses, Michael.
"We are happy with the three points, but it could have been more."Ryan Giggs after Manchester United's 2-0 win over Fulham.
